I’m not sorry they stole my ideas, I’m sorry they didn’t have their own.
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
Benedict Cumberbatch is a babe.
IS THIS REAL
IT MUST BE REAL
THIS WILL BREAK THe inTERNEt
WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 38 NOTES WHATS GOING ON I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION
What do you mean? This is just a generic-
wait a second
*reblogs at speed of light*